Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

today’s humiliating admission: i don’t know what i want to be when i grow up

whenever that might be.
i used to know. i was pretty damn sure for a really long time. i was going to deliver babies and that was going to rule. i even had a plan: once i had my credentials, i was going to open a LUXURY BIRTHING SPA where families could come and have a [...]

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Monday, June 16th, 2008

what is it lately

with the surly people behind the counter at my local convenience stores? i’m accustomed to uppity waitstaff, i mean, i am from here. but this phenomenon is new. i am used to my clerk at the plaid being:

drunk, intoxicated, or suffering the long-term effects of previous drunkenness/intoxication

mentally challenged
toothless
persistently curious about my personal life/plans for [...]

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Monday, June 16th, 2008

but i am le tired: part the second

i knew i’d think of more…
From True Romance: “Fuckin’ condecending me. I’ll fuckin kill you” & “Okey Dokey Doggy Daddy”
i loved this movie. cast littered with awesomness. to name just a few; gary oldman as a half blind drug dealer sporting the nastiest dreads and grill i have EVER seen,  brad pitt as the degenerate [...]

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