This is what Google tells us spring break should look like…
despite the excitement i no doubt generated by the enthusiasm of my heading, i have to admit, mine was pretty dull.
i worked. i had medical procedures. WOO HOO!!
i did throw up, but not in a good way. not in a “i had way too many mojitos” kind of way. more in a “when they tell you to take those antibiotics with food, they are not kidding” kind of way. as much as i loathe vomiting (and rest assured, i loathe it more than almost all else in life) i am proud to report i can now claim the honor of having vomited while driving a moving vehicle down the freeway and managed
A) not to crash
and
B) not to get any on me
this makes me inordinately proud.
no one else i know had any fun either, though, so i don’t feel like it was all my fault spring break was a bit of a bust. when i asked hodie what the best thing about HER spring break was she said and i quote
“going to the dentist”
top THAT for excitement!!
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