Certainly a lot more than any other adult I know anyway. I guess if I reflect on the matter at any length, I can say I’m not the most coordinated person I know, and its true my balance cannot be said to be the best around, but still. There’s something so profoundly shocking and embarrassing about falling down when you are a full-grown adult. It rivals the aching that goes along with it for the next 3 or 4 days.

Life lesson #45387: Just because you hook your finger into someone’s belt loop doesn’t mean they aren’t going to keep walking away.