is being caused by my ovaries. My troublesome, pesty ovaries. 

It is not being caused by the need for actual food. Because I had some. Ok, I had a lot. Since waking up this morning I have eaten the following:

2 Black Cherry and Almond Clif Bars
3 handfuls of Chocolate Covered Pistachios
2-4 handfuls of Trader Joes Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips
1 6″ Spicy Italian Sub
1 small bag Sour Cream n’ Onion Lays
3-7 Wild Fruit Savers

And the morning ain’t over yet. Jesus.

Plus also, that other hunger I am too much of a lady to mention here. The one in my pants.

Green Tea Frappucino
Goldfish crackers

Someone may need to tackle me to stop this madness…