i was reluctant to bring the following examples up, but i feel i must.

from The Simpsons “That tastes like burning!” & “I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arbys” & “I’m learnding!”

i realize it is tired to quote the simpsons. i can only say in my defense that Ralphie is my alter ego, and i cannot but adore him. he is also the only character i can legitimately mimic. and he says such awesome things, i simply must put them to good use. he is also one of the few beings in creation who seems to sympathize with my disgust for all things Arby’s.

from The Princess Bride “You made one of the classic blunders, the first of which being, never get involved in a land war in Asia!”

again, from a source so rife with possibilities, this might seem an odd choice. but somehow, i find it useful in more situations than one might expect.

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