and not because i have been up to no good, or doing anything fun, or strenuous, or for any other reason than my persistent klutzitude. which is prodigious.

i put on slippy shoes this morning. they are orange and cute as hell, but dangerous. as i was attempting to get off my chair to grab a file my foot shot out from beneath me on the hard slick linoleum and i landed full weight on the hard bony nub of my right hip. i laughed hard enough, but also, fuckow.

i am now walking with a pronounced limp and working on what i suspect will be a bruise of monumental size and purpleness.

and, of course, complaning.

stupid falling.